"You know you can get that filed down at the dentist, don't you?" --Random Stranger on Seawolf
I was actually surprised at the amount of attention that my teeth got from people. Perhaps it is due to the amount of smileage that I log each day. Can't help but show off the pearly whites. Dang it, I don't even have white teeth....too much coffee says my dental hygienist.
The reason for the visit to the dentist was two fold, pick up my newly engineered and designed mouth guard, and to fill in (and file) my front two chompers. I believe that is how my teeth got so jagged in the first place...my old mouth guard was awesome for the past 8 years. (can you believe it? I'm a teeth grinder and spooner!)
Dr. Stan (my dentist since my first tooth arrived) filled in my jaggedness and added a full millimeter in length. That's right... and smoothed it over like a rock in the Grand Canyon that has had water running over it for 1000 years.
Real world, I'm back with a stupid grin ear to ear. There is no stopping me now. ProSoap sales will sky rocket with my new found confidence, declaring... "I will clean more hands!" (and dry them with the new DYSON Airblade, and for that matter, I will also clean their faces)
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